doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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