ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I FOUND THE LEGS
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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