The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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