Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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