I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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