Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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