My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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