Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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