That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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