The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
COCAINE IS GR8
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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