This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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