i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i out mim tonsoeep
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