Cold hands, warm shart.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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