FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
