"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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