Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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