Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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