Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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