I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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