Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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