I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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