Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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