So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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