why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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