you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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