The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I have post one night stand depression
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