So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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