it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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