At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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