Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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