I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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