If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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