The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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