i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
