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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?

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• (754): View more from Florida

  He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?

  (954): View more from Florida

  In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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• (315): View more from New York

  Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...

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  Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (858): View more from California

  I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Drake has all the answers

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.

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• (619): View more from California

  Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2

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  Bring a helmet for your liver

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