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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Where were you when I was single???

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  Still in diapers.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i told him im from Canada, abortion is free

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• (530): View more from California

  i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker

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  Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  so how was last night?

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  got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.

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• (209): View more from California

  Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.

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• (845): View more from New York

  YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE

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  YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.

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  I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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• (310): View more from California

  So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?

  (310): View more from California

  Um. We had sex on a washing machine.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.

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