Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes