let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
the day after is always just damage control
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.