try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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