seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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