the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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