oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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