he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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