This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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