I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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