Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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