I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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