Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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