i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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