this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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