I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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