My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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