Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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