Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
please don't ironically join a cult
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