Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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