Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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