I'm so fucking centered right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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