He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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