i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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